Wow - they would both hate to come to my house! I do not have folded towels (or any place to put folded towels) or folded sheets or anyplace to put them either... I live in an OLD farmhouse with no closets and sagging floors that can barley take the weight of one dresser! And a 3yr old, and a 1yr old, and a husband and I am a full time college student (went back after 10 years to finally finish my degree). I am lucky if I eat actual food and not junk and get half of my homework done before I pass out from exhaustion!
I do like a lot of Martha's products (I used to work at Michaels and they sell a bunch of her stuff) but every time I see her or hear her name I think of a line from Buffy the Vampire Slayer "No one could do that much decopage without calling on the powers of darkness".